So, due to events that did in fact happen earlier today, my older sister Kristin texts my younger sister the following:
In my defense, I had not had much coffee and it had all begun innocently with me making angry noises at the refrigerator. It is not MY fault that these sounded like raptor noises and triggered my brain into thinking I should walk around like a raptor. My perfectly sound logic aside, Kristin stating that her raptor stance was better than mine was intolerable. Which led to me clearing that up with Sara by sending her the following:
(Yes, let's just all ignore how Sara lists me as Boofus on her phone, shall we?)
This is how I have spent my day and I regret NOTHING.
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